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July 6th, 2007 by nekkid


spiky-hair-cock.jpg I don’t often do this, but i just had to share this photo i found on the Queer Click blog. (Click to enlarge.)

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New favorite videos (#1) Ultra Nate “Automatic”

May 18th, 2007 by nekkid
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I have a couple of new favorite videos, but my most favorite comes from dance diva Ultra Nate, Karl Giant who directed the video for “Automatic”, and from the Pointer Sisters (and Stevie Wonder?), who originally did this song. This video is so hottt, i had to watch it about 30 times in a row!!! I haven’t watched a video this obsessively since No Doubt’s “It’s My Life.” (Another incredible remake, coincidentally.) This video is heart-pounding, blood-pumping, and breath-takingly sexy!!! And without further ado…
Ultra Nate / Automatic / Director Karl Giant

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I Love Guys Gone Wild!

February 18th, 2007 by nekkid

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I watch a lot of late night TV, so i sometimes get constantly bombarded with those Girls Gone Wild commercials, and it made me decide to write about something WAY better! Guys Gone Wild. We own “Dude, Where’s My Pants,” and let me tell you, I LOVE GUYS GONE WILD!!! I also LOVE the website and the very HOTTT free video clip from Hunk Hotel, showing a hot guy with a nice dick jacking off and cumming in the shower, after showing the camera his “man pussy”!

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What is Valentine’s Day?

February 12th, 2007 by nekkid

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With this seemingly ridiculous holiday around the corner, i decided to find out what there is to it besides buying your partner or lover flowers and candy. Don’t get me wrong; Who doesn’t love getting flowers?

Wow, no wonder i never knew the history of St. Valentines Day, because it seems that almost no one knows the true history of it! According to Wikipedia, in ancient Rome there was a holiday called Lupercalia which came at the end of a 3 day fertility festival called Juno Februa, in which the names of young women were put into a vessel and drawn by young men, and whoever drew her name, she got to have sex with for the rest of the festival. Apparently, on Lupercalia,

“many of the noble youths and magistrates run up and down through the city naked for sport and laughter, striking those they meet with shaggy thongs.” - Plutarch

And apparently, it was quite an honor to get smacked with a naked boy’s “shaggy thong,” as all the women would go to the street and hold out their hands to be struck, hoping to become pregnant or have good luck with their childbirth.

Well, Pope Gelasius didn’t like all this sex play, so he abolished the festival and decided that the feast of Saint Valentine would take its place. Valentine apparently was known for secretly performing marriages despite the fact that Emperor Caudius II had banned all marriages in Rome because married men made bad soldiers. He was jailed and legend says that he fell in love with the jailer’s daughter during his incarceration. The legend says that before he was put to death, he passed a love note to her that was signed, “From your Valentine.” (Do we teach our children these lies?)
Everything after that is kind of a blur, except that in the 80’s the diamond industry began trying to turn it into a holiday for giving diamonds. Big surprise.
At any rate, i think we should do away with our current Valentines day traditions and go back to running through the streets naked, spanking people with shaggy thongs. Doesn’t that sound like much more fun? Come on, who’s with me? Hey, wait, we already have something very similar to this in San Francisco. It’s called the Folsom Street Fair, a leather and fetish fair that takes place on the last Sunday of September. It’s just as well, though. February is a little too cold here to be running around naked smacking people with our shaggy thongs, don’t you think?

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Filthy Gorgeous !!!

January 17th, 2007 by nekkid

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…Says it all!!! Here’s more from Scissor Sisters for the hell of it, and i saved the best for last. This is the dirtier and longer version of the video for “Filthy Gorgeous” directed by hedwig-and-the-angry-inch-poster-c10135088.jpegJohn Cameron Mitchell who was Hedwig in the Hedwig and The Angry Inch film and also created the character and directed the film. This is not the version on Mtv or You Tube and contains nudity. It is not the original version, however. Apparently the original versions shows an oral sex scene and can only be seen on pay sites.
Featuring Jake Shears tongue-kissing a hot brunette guy who also licks his armpit, (there’s lots of gay kissing actually,) Jake getting his bare ass spanked, ass fondling ;-), naked breasts, (titts if you’re filthy, bosoms if you want to make me giggle,) a hot hula-hooping golden drag queen, a flying blow-up doll, this video is… exhilarating? intoxicating? steamy? Hottt?! Yes.

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How ‘Bout A Big Wet One Right Here!

December 22nd, 2006 by nekkid

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My Top 3

November 29th, 2006 by nekkid

justin_100.jpgDan was over at our house the other night and posed the question for everyone to answer - Who are the top 3 celebrity men you would like to have sex with? Here are mine:
#1: A man seemingly steeped in mystery, since there is only one photo of him in existence on the internet. Justin Brown, (30-ish) of TLC’s In A Fix. This photo does no justice. He is tall, muscular, gorgeous, butch, and always had the coolest looking facial hair. Oh……. Justin…… mmmmmmm……. j u s t i n………oh yah!

daughtry.jpgchrisdaughtryshirtless1_1.jpg#2: Chris Daughtry, 26, of American Idol fame, and front man for the band Daughtry,(Who’s first album is available NOW.) Chris made watching the show very_ difficult!!!!! (if you know what i mean.) Every time they showed him on screen from the very beginning, i had to bite my lip! And that voice! Fuck! Daughtry MySpace page
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mariolopez.jpgboel8ci.jpg#3: Anyone who’s old enough to remember watching Saved By The Bell probably vividly remembers, (as i do,) seeing Mario Lopez, 33, on the screen in skimpy gym shorts that left nothing to the imagiantion. If you don’t, let me just tell you without any doubt, he is well-hung! ‘Oh, hey Slater! Nice dick!’ The only thing that seems to have changed in 20 years is the hair! I’m thinking of starting a club for thirty-something gay men, and our official motto will be “Mario made me gay! All hail Mario!”

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