I don’t often do this, but i just had to share this photo i found on the Queer Click blog. (Click to enlarge.)

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I have a new hero. Someone i was only mildly aware of until now. His name is Perry Farrell, and his current band Satellite Party has released an incredible album called Ultra Payloaded.

The former front man of Jane’s Addiction and Porno For Pyros, (remember the incredible song “Pets”?,) and the “inventor” of Lollapalooza as a farewell tour for Jane’s Addiction, this incredibly stylish, talented, genious, and bold man is my new hero.

When i got the new Satellite Party album and listened to it, (twice in 3 hours,) i also decided to find out a little bit more about Jane’s Addiction, and discovered a fantastic gem, “Just Because,” from the album Strays, which i had never heard. Ultra Payloaded, the new album, is even more fantastic and modern, and features incredible vocal performances by Perry Farrell as well as performances by many iconic guests, including bassists Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Peter Hook (New Order and Joy Division,) guitarists John Frusciante (Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Peter DiStefano (Porno For Pyros,) vocalist Fergie (Black Eyed Peas and solo fame,) drummer Jack Irons (Red Hot Chili Peppers and Pearl Jam,) as well as 2 other guest groups, Hybrid and Thievery Corporation. All together they have created an album which is currently my favorite album! Get it. It rocks! Perry, I LOVE YOU!!!

Satellite Party - Wish Upon A Dog Star

Porno For Pyros - Pets

Jane’s Addiction - Just Because

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I have a couple of new favorite videos, but my most favorite comes from dance diva Ultra Nate, Karl Giant who directed the video for “Automatic”, and from the Pointer Sisters (and Stevie Wonder?), who originally did this song. This video is so hottt, i had to watch it about 30 times in a row!!! I haven’t watched a video this obsessively since No Doubt’s “It’s My Life.” (Another incredible remake, coincidentally.) This video is heart-pounding, blood-pumping, and breath-takingly sexy!!! And without further ado…
Ultra Nate / Automatic / Director Karl Giant

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Just in case you have not seen this yet, if you’re a fan of Jack Black and/or Lord Of The Rings and/or naked butts, you will want to see this. I found it joyously hysterical and brilliant!

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The Europeans are definitely leading the way in discovering new things to do with their penises. (I think i’m in the wrong country.) I have so much fun watching these! Have i mentioned i like penises?

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I watch a lot of late night TV, so i sometimes get constantly bombarded with those Girls Gone Wild commercials, and it made me decide to write about something WAY better! Guys Gone Wild. We own “Dude, Where’s My Pants,” and let me tell you, I LOVE GUYS GONE WILD!!! I also LOVE the website and the very HOTTT free video clip from Hunk Hotel, showing a hot guy with a nice dick jacking off and cumming in the shower, after showing the camera his “man pussy”!

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With this seemingly ridiculous holiday around the corner, i decided to find out what there is to it besides buying your partner or lover flowers and candy. Don’t get me wrong; Who doesn’t love getting flowers?

Wow, no wonder i never knew the history of St. Valentines Day, because it seems that almost no one knows the true history of it! According to Wikipedia, in ancient Rome there was a holiday called Lupercalia which came at the end of a 3 day fertility festival called Juno Februa, in which the names of young women were put into a vessel and drawn by young men, and whoever drew her name, she got to have sex with for the rest of the festival. Apparently, on Lupercalia,

“many of the noble youths and magistrates run up and down through the city naked for sport and laughter, striking those they meet with shaggy thongs.” - Plutarch

And apparently, it was quite an honor to get smacked with a naked boy’s “shaggy thong,” as all the women would go to the street and hold out their hands to be struck, hoping to become pregnant or have good luck with their childbirth.

Well, Pope Gelasius didn’t like all this sex play, so he abolished the festival and decided that the feast of Saint Valentine would take its place. Valentine apparently was known for secretly performing marriages despite the fact that Emperor Caudius II had banned all marriages in Rome because married men made bad soldiers. He was jailed and legend says that he fell in love with the jailer’s daughter during his incarceration. The legend says that before he was put to death, he passed a love note to her that was signed, “From your Valentine.” (Do we teach our children these lies?)
Everything after that is kind of a blur, except that in the 80’s the diamond industry began trying to turn it into a holiday for giving diamonds. Big surprise.
At any rate, i think we should do away with our current Valentines day traditions and go back to running through the streets naked, spanking people with shaggy thongs. Doesn’t that sound like much more fun? Come on, who’s with me? Hey, wait, we already have something very similar to this in San Francisco. It’s called the Folsom Street Fair, a leather and fetish fair that takes place on the last Sunday of September. It’s just as well, though. February is a little too cold here to be running around naked smacking people with our shaggy thongs, don’t you think?

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Internationally known nude photographic artist Spencer Tunick is looking for volunteers to participate in his future art works.

Imagine… getting to get naked with a bunch of other people, being in a work of art that will be seen by (who knows how many) people, and finding an excuse to travel! What could be better? I bet it would be an unforgettable experience!

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