I never watch the news, I hate it, and now there is yet another reason why.

I’m watching E.R., and just saw a commercial advertising a program that will show potential thieves exactly how to break into your house in a whole new way, complete with pictures and full instructions. This program is the KCRA channel 3 news. They seem to think they are doing a good thing by showing you how to protect yourself, but they are also showing all you aspiring home robbers how to fulfill your dreams.

They do this stupid shit all the time, too! I’ll bet you anything that the number of home robberies involving [this method of break-in] will go up after this news broadcast, and if it does, i definitely think that channel 3 should be held partially responsible! I am hopeful that it will lead to a class action lawsuit. Anyone publishing instructions for new methods of committing crime is doing something unlawful, i don’t care who it is! They totally crossed the line between warning the public and facilitating crime, yet again!

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#2. When some one gets the opportunity to write a short little blurb or introduction about themself, such as in the “about” section of their blog, or in a personals ad, or whatever it may be, and they write a FUCKING NOVEL ABOUT THEIR ENTIRE LIFE STORY! First of all, let me tell you a little secret. No one is going to read it! If anyone wants to know these details about you, they will get them after getting to know you. Second little secret, my life is much more interesting than yours, and you don’t see me doing it!

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#1. When people refer to themselves in the 3rd person. For example, writing “So what did Mark do?” when he should have written “So what did i do?” Wait, aren’t you Mark? I’m not even sure what to say about it, i just don’t like it. (Michael just doesn’t like it!) Who said that? Who’s there? Hello?

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