I was in line at the supermarket today and saw a headline on the cover of the National Examiner that read, “Prince William Eloped!” For the first time in my life, i picked up a gossip mag and opened it to read further, only to discover that he did not actually get married. Apparently, he and fiancee Kate Middleton did have some kind of engagement party in the presence of their friends which the national Examiner is calling a “commitment ceremony” just so they can use the word “eloped” to sell magazines. Now i remember why i hate these magazines!

By the way, anyone else notice that you can see Prince William’s cock bulge in these flimsy shorts? Hottt!

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