Why Women Love Gay Men
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I just went to get my hair cut just before closing time. I was the only customer in the shop with the two women working there and the teenage daughter of one of them. As i sat in the chair the 3 women were talking about cute guys that go to the highschool, and a cute guy who works at In & Out Burger. The one who was cutting my hair started laughing hysterically and had to stop cutting while she composed herself, which of course made me start laughing. I was intrigued. Then she let me in on the inside joke. “Ya, this guy at In & Out watches his bicep flex as he pulls down the lever on the french fry cutter and then looks around to see who else is watching his muscles bulge!” We all started laughing again. “Ya,” the mother continues, “And when we get to the window my daughter says ‘mom, look
how cute his butt is! Oh my god, he has such a cute butt!’” More laughter. I suddenly remember all the times i’ve been through that drive-through staring at the hot guys who work there. Finally, i say, “Ya, there are a lot of cute guys working at In & Out!” It sinks in for a moment, and i can only imagine the looks being exchanged. My stylist quickly breaks the silence saying to the other 2 , “Poor Michael! He’s probably afraid when he leaves here we’re going to be staring at his butt as he walks out the door!” We all laugh again. She’s trying to make me blush, and of course now she knows i’m gay, so she can be free with me. Then the other stylists says, “No, when you give him his change, make sure you ‘accidentally’ drop it on the floor so he has to pick it up!” She demonstrates by slowly bending over without bending her knees. The daughter chimes in,
“No! Bend and Snap!” The mother demonstrates again, “Ya, beeeennnnd……..and snap!” It was fabulous! When my hair was done, i went to pay, and told her to keep the change, (not even taking the great opportunity to make it into the catty joke that it should have been.) I went to leave, and the other stylist says “Bye!” I turn back and smile and say goodbye. As i walk out the door it dawns on me that they were eagerly hoping that i would do the ‘bend and snap’ for their amusement. The little diva inside me said, “Do it! Do it now!” But alas, i am far too shy! But we still had fun, and i know they were staring at my ass anyway as i walked out that door. It was the kind of fun that three women in a salon could only have with a gay guy, considering i was a customer who they didn’t know. I love being gay! (And they love me for being gay! And i love them for lovin’ me!)

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December 1st, 2006 at 7:58 am
Please post photos of your cute butt. Thanks in advance.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:21 am
I never thought you were that shy. That surprises me
December 5th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Crazy funny! There really is a freedom you get when you know the person you’re talking to isnt interested in sleeping with you.
I like that you’re shy, Michael.
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
“and we looove each other…”
I think there is definately a comfort level with gay mn amongst women. I agree with Simonique. There’s a lack of tension when you know that the guy you are talking to doesn’t want to sleep with you. Suddenly you find out you can just be yourself without worrying about ulterior motives. You also know that no matter how cute that butt is, you aren’t likely to be able to touch it, so you can just move on!